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| RUTH GIBB PRESENTS A CHOICE ASSO BORN - 2 MAY I729 Catherine II the[...]More to the point, previous Empress of Russia.) Eventually the tsar died, and Peter took the throne as Peter Ill, is much happier; “Gone with the wind" won the Pulitzer Prize And not just any old supernova; it was[...]de astronomerres a kind Of clip-on to corporatism, but which Conflict over resources is a major element of human history, and this is pred[...]ncreasing internal , ,Wengwwmvwmwwwvmwxfirwwwwrsmmw-WWMWW[...]escent. We can either crash, or we can negotiate a |
| [...]eks ago CHAFF . attended the bed premiere .. _ of a new documentary . about idiosyncratic American fa[...]o The safety of his ivory barn, Farmer John makes a point of being available To his adoring public an[...]r issues of import. Do you think There are a lot of parallels i haven't seen a lot of the New Zealand very strong. The film really Touched a see computer . . Time again we learn Th What do[...]today? For agricultural students? Well, i think a We came up with a mission statement which was basically to share a story and not read a sermon. It was to... not to tell people what to think,[...]ther words, not to proselytise. We came up with a number of mission statements. You can find them[...]irt. One of the mission statements was to share a tale of tenacity, another is to challenge the st[...]rming you have to of observation. So that a farmer can love to think that they have a lot of brilliant answers. But . Thanks to.Cinema Gold, CHAFF has[...]es tor The Real Dirt on Farmer John, playing for a limited time I, _; ,e'ach;fso‘idonft»dawdle. .[...] |
| [...]“Just let it out, Toots," before swilling down a can of beer and belching loudly. Laughing Mummy, how do I connect with him on a deeper level? - Lonely in Love. Dear Miss Lonel[...]em to scream, then you scream in their face My parents are talking about have left is a dead dog. The god of the dead has a dog's head though so it isn't all bad: dead Chinese peop[...]upid One time l s[...]Convention ”seem l laughed, a tampon fell out to talk to me, a bone fell out of my pants, and I don‘t need to[...]oducts ' uth or maybe you should at there' ‘5 a curse on your lady ever people find out _ tomb[...]ed, ' : perverts d¢_ v "we“? wwsmw WMXW W a ' “err-:9“ “rs 2m." ‘IWIVSWWIW \M‘W[...]All I ever wanted to be when I Dear Stupidiy studious, When I was a little kid, I wanted to grow up by dead animals with cold glass[...]e adventurous in the bedroom? ”mwmwmmmmmmmmwmnnvmmwmmwm'vmw[...] |
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| [...]n MUSA’s history to be voted out of office via a Special General Meeting (SGM), after the students[...]The SGM, held last Wednesday, was called as a result of a process that began after Mr Jia made a volunteer feel ‘ The group issued a press release last week that stated, and initially won a certain amount of sympathy from the he was drinking, was not wearing a Volunteer shirt, and had For MUSA students, 2[...]es to USNZ. This amounts to $3.70, $3.75 or $2.50 a year for a student depending on how many credits their course Although Student Choice do raise a valid point in saying Jia returned to these two poin[...]age communicationdifficulties, and initially This lack of clarity and direc[...]regulation A failure to clearly communicate, unfortunately, wa[...]he time of questions from the floor, to resemble a end of the meeti[...]should be removed from the Exec. The motion was a vote of confidence in Mr. Jia and his value to the Association, not a vote to remove him. A more appropriate approach would have been to make[...]meeting, but Despite bein[...]is whether or not that is the case for Mr. Jia. a...«mumwuuumma--m-mmm-um_-fi.-_-_‘ |
| [...]Monday and had to be escorted off the premises by a MUSA staff member, after the suggestions of sever[...]ers of staff that he leave were ignored. Despite a newly ratified MUSA Code of Conduct which in a subsequent conversation later claimed that he ha[...]up. l already Before he was escorted from the office, Mr. Pearce Really? Is sh*t really that bad? - Best introduction for a press release we found this L5? EXTQ‘LXV. f.£.fséa§:f,;1‘f{¢1‘2¥$fs’i§4i 2“ c.‘:‘.:2[...]USA Executive Code of Conduct (which extend from a verbal , warning to an SGM at which an Exec memb[...]l don't think there is anyone. l should be .rWW;an;-~,fima-r§v:«m++r~=~a\szav 'px m‘mfifiv‘i‘rename/Earl'smethW[...]ENT ON All players who enter will get Jets home game. The to pay an addit[...]registering ‘i“lvfy‘l:"l‘ A . ’ i_ ‘1'1. ‘4 1\ IV\ Morn '13:; c" i.[...]state of pronounced intoxication. WM, , ,. w a _ g. it, ,. When CHAFF spoke to her, Miss Zhao[...]l because he is part of the As this story was written, ex—International Of[...]een removed from the {f Executive by SGM vote as a result of inappropriate a s ,, . a,» 4 run acwew-w } swam LEADERSNieiNTmuNK Y[...]Dr. Fan'd Yousset is on holiday in NZ... He Is a Lecturer in the Faculty of Medical Sciences at t[...]Human Physiology, specifically neuroscience, with a heavy , Dfielrninifm the argue-[...] |
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| e‘ (a); MALCOLM PLIMMER Natio[...]rs of everyday Kiwis. We question I support National's strong stand[...]to ensure that our Police are Recently National outlined a number of 1. Introducing tasers, subject to a a criminal organization. 2. Amending the Crimes Ac[...]r streets safer and ' ‘ makes it illegal to be a member of r‘ 3. Changing the Local Government[...]es. National will ensure that public safety, more effective, and building a safer future for all New Zealanders. i want you[...]ill be able to enjoy Veeaeeeemeeaeea =39 a «£3 ea 3&% £39$$ EEE{it£33(33$$§$$®fifit$30000®909®®fl$fl ease sky ‘I. a; sfifir§®®$666’9.GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[...]S ON What could be more important to a a strong economy but recognises that economic pros[...], eels and The Green Party believes t[...]ronment, our l It then dawned on the Government It‘s hard to imagine a more disastrous a changing climate will have on New Zealand, so we[...]mental and conservation issues Climate change is a justifiable We should adopt a policy of least For this reason, ACT on Campus innovation is also important in[...] |
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| [...]irl who can‘t remember her family; Francoise is a mentally strained mother searching for her daught[...]e idea for the film had two geneses for Petzold: a group of “missing children“ notices in a post office in France, and a Grimm‘s fairytale he read to his daughter, called “The Shroud“. In this table, a woman’s longing for her dead child keeps the gh[...]Petzold said “Real life in film is always only a caricature". This can be reduced even further bec[...]m is very self~ consciously about. The film has a voyeuristic undertone: the only a caricature”. This can be reduced |
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| [...]Me and my flatmate (a guy) have been best friends for years. There’s[...]him? Cause I know I shouldn't start anything with a flatmate. But if I do that, I might lose him com[...]together and go out together, cause it's not like a new relationship where you have to move slowly. W[...]I do? Nervous, Hokowhitu. That's aa good mate of yours, you should have those lines of basic advice is this: Suss him out,-s[...]ls and Also consider is[...]making you fancy him? PLACES YOU DON’T WANT Aunty _. emu»):me q szww: |
| 25_ :gCHAFF : Monday 28 April 2008 M A "All—22 or? UNIQIIII Words by Danny Rudd Hey[...]he end of my I; There's been a bunch of fun Our DVD nights at MaLGRA The goodies, There's The running round In a it a bit easier for Them. ’ L V r so if was a blast. The conference itself was on The Town (succeeded[...]onal Conference in Auckland 7 lot of fun Too — we handed ‘: parading big white letters a huge Thank you To everyone who's lent friend. It’s about protocols and decoru[...]odelling behavrours I've written a couple of To cover something a bit :: different — one article I , remember o[...]lind, another mafiafififlnmf Queensland University of Te[...]I . . lecturer Dr Angela Dwyer, who is authoring aa blast, you |
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| “a; LY NEW MEMPHI' - “this” PEATURE IS det[...]who don’t. ANGEL KELLY CEO A.K. Enterprise L.L.C. “We’re being taught to[...]day challenged . to be neighbour/y. The call for a worldwide good—neighbour policy is more than an In our quest to make neighbourly love a In Tupac's quotation above, he proposes a trading places in the light of the experiences of others who have faced a Amusingly and some[...]b. Belial wants to go back and attack heaven with it means, then, to be a good neighbour— to be helpful to a lawyer baiting him with theological complexities and |
| \X/E'RE LIVING IN A WORLD OF FOOLS. BRINGING US DOWN. Hello out ther[...]o down to registry on campus. Time management is a huge thing to try and Then aga[...]re You're welcome t[...]nty Helen managed to _. achieve for us in nearly a decade and more : lower price and with greater efficiency than[...]on both Levels a notice boardand a table. And it's If you're interested, you'[...]e wrong was with the signing of the Kyoto, I‘m a tree-f*cking hippy, DA[...]livestock What to expect. A low key talk on the Dangerous-Question by Colin for 3; What‘s more, those farmers that have a Warm[...]sgjg’ ou ve o'nly coal The '2‘: dz emf:[...]hough we are responsible for Sure, but not because I BIOFUELS: In a recent article published in Rural is that? One of the strangest things _ ' of a carbon hectares in I experience on campus is how few ’ 3 TD , (YD , _ 24hrs a total of questions students have :2:::¥hm Kl“[...]e produce a product to achieve the same task, about a change people? Lets see what ...That’s not actually done right now. Is it? You a[...]fi‘l“fl‘* Msm.w.ua*=.‘”‘~ K 5mm“ A . / x i . . r |
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| [...]press association ~lJS.A[...]esent your member is in a position they - Volume 75 Issue 07[...]Bryson to you) and I have done quite a lot I here in CHAFF.[...]I But from a position of some proximity to Ying-[...]1 But unfortunately for all of us, quite a few things : Yue. Matt and the rest of the gang,[...]and hold people to account, but it takes on a : FAX:3505665[...]en those people are your mates 1 off for a much-needed three-day weekend,[...]d by the sheer weight and you know for a fact they're doing their 1 you can trust[...]raged a damn fine job for the most part. Even when[...]know about it. 1 police tasers and a wild dog they've been[...]as usual, it's not an accurate one. A lot goes on : in the afternoon of Anzac Day,[...]As some you know, MUSA is working to get a to consult Massey University. Another[...]niversity Games held in Rotovegas. a long process and we have an even longer[...]o with the way to go before you can enjoy a cold one in posted with any developments[...]the lounge. The reason why we are pursuing a I know I do this every week but I still[...]he social aspect of Unigames lounge is a central part of campus and would be 1 have writte[...]is an integral reason for why a lot of people go. an ideal place to chill[...]held in a non-university town, and it looks like at o[...]really does not help build a healthy perception Gemma Lindegren[...]udd Last week was also a difficult week because E.J.B. we had a Special General Meeting to discuss Massey P[...]ssey Chaplaincy vacant. On a personal note I did not enjoy going Duane "A Rock" Johnson through this pr[...]are not necessarily Graduation may seem a while away but it is those of CHAFF staff[...]advertisers. I would just like to make a special mention that CHAFF is printed at APN Print in MUSA is organising a ball to coincide with the Wanganui, and CHAFF's views week. Keep a look out for more details soon,[...]Mubar this Wednesday from 7pm. If you and a I[...]few mates feel like having a bit of a challenge[...]night a go. All proceeds will be going to a good L[...] |
| [...]me to get a grasp on the basics of the :I COW[...]I person who has bought a Massey hoodie)[...]) it looks poorly on us for have found that there a lot of Dear CHAFF.[...]I She now lives in my office. Here is a scan of 1[...]as, ironically, printed right we will, if we want a drink we'll alongside this letter- "CHAFF is not a[...]s that demand drinks experience a mental illness being[...]taken away "for a nice holiday in will also be demanding equal the nuthouse". He then refers to a[...]some "Massey Pride", market and pay. Isn't this a contradiction? previous period of[...]thout illness have enough of a battle[...]1 made, but is rather a pretty mild reaction : gods they no dou[...]rtooth I have been a pretty distressing situation for 1 Yours[...]seen a floating corn? Yummy.[...]I like to make a raft out of toilet paper... EMAIL YOUR LETTERS TO[...]: WE ALSO MAKE A[...]now AND later. Should I suffer a wet ass &[...]: about them for an extended period, a little : Dear Chaff, I must commend you on your I found a new meaning for the word 'cling- I just wanted to[...]: I am now a'ttempting to fas~iRI) _a_:J::1air1of_r.v 1 : An_n!e Anal |
| RUTH GIBBS PRESENTS A CHOICE ASSOR[...]ess than 24 hours later, Hitler reportedly tested a cyanide[...]itler was satisfied, and both he and Eva bit into a particularly great, let alone an empress. More to[...]mself in the head at she wasn't Russian - she was a German princess living in[...]He did. at the age of 16 she was married in a political alliance to the always kill the kin[...]name at the same time to "Catherine", the name of a[...]torture, or possibly just a brutal bashing. However, the reality[...]for (a) Novel. Which is weird, cos I thought "Gone with[...]r was informed of his pal's death and, ruling for a grand total of six months before he was overthrow[...]wind" was just a fancy historical kind of Mills & Boon, but there[...]escape capture himself, he wrote his will and in a palace coup due to huge unpopularity; and his nob[...]Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It was ... well, a she herself reigned for another 34 years until[...]figured that its brightness meant a new star was To be fair, it wasn't the same perso[...]environment is a bit important would be well advised to go and[...]have a listen. For all those who don't, Nandor will be f[...]Tanczos asked if we'd like to publish a column he's written especially[...]relationships and a sense of connectedness, a[...]rt the transition before it is waterways are just a few. All political parties[...]eather events are possible, but require a rethink of the[...]1 a disruption to established weather patterns,[...]a kind of clip-on to corporatism, but which the glo[...]I Conflict over resources is a major element incorporate ecological pr[...]1 and international tension as a result. We can either crash, or we can negotiate a corporations today in any way match these[...]COME AND HEAR NANDOR TALK there is a lack of real action at nearly every[...]CE DEPLETION AT MASSEY resource depletion require a much more reach 8.2 billion (a[...] |
| [...]for humanity that have been of a new documentary[...]humanity is clever and they Farmer John makes a point of[...]may happen as a result of their[...]lligent than human beings, Do you think there are a lot of parallels[...]with nature and improve it. That's I haven't seen a lot of the New Zealand[...]a very, very doomed outlook. farming culture, a little bit, but there are[...]cause humanity is just not and there seemed to be a strong affinity. I[...]used seems to be the same. It feels like there's a strong resonance[...]touched on very strong . The film really touched a[...]In the film. Was there a specific nerve in Australia, it hasn't really bee[...]We came up with a mission[...]to share a story and not read[...]a sermon. It was to ... not to too have been from Australi[...]. have a lot of brilliant answers. But time and[...]with a number of mission statements.[...]nts was For agricultural students? Well, I think a big mistake that's made with training[...]to share a tale of tenacity, another[...]website. be constituted inwardly in such a way that you can actually survive as a farmer,[...]Zealand. I would imagine of observation. So that a farmer can increasingly deepen the relationship w[...]in a lifestyle relationship with the land the land and[...]important things to look at. It sees that to a certain degree 1 aspect of organics that le[...]ow Gore said when he introduced the film, this is a film about[...]up to be like our parents" - it's a story very suited to people[...]1 market but when students see it as a group they often go[...]1 crazy. I showed it to a group of bio-dynamics students in Learning detail[...]ey see computers, they was like a rock concert. it? How do you really work on balan[...]love to think that they have a lot of brilliant answers. But because so much of[...]for The Real Dirt on Farmer John, playing for a llmlted time So what would I say that people shou[...]ent ID up to the CHAFF Offices this week will get a pass and learn about the natural cycles of[...] |
| [...]nothing in I feel better for a while, until you realise that There's this guy[...]• up was a vet, b ut my don't like any of the same : have left is a dead dog. The god of the dead on campus I d[...], and when I try to talk 1 has a dog's head though so it isn't all bad: and[...]I with Anubis. More likely he 'll rat you out as a I fell into a rubbish bin and : really ha[...]o 1 should keep trying or find a new : morning with a plague of fleas which is what down a can of beer and belching 1 dead[...]I call them fleas. a really funny joke and when I I want to do with my life? do I connect with him on a[...]When I was a little kid, I wanted to grow up Dear Miss Lor:iel[...]I to be a scribe. I knew the hours would be[...]and when she came over to talk to me, a[...]1 a new path for yourself in life, and my path[...]I is to be a laughing mummy. It's not all bad; before other hu[...]1 teeth, too. And I have a lot of mummified their bathrobe ALREADY, and in c[...]laughed, a tampon fell out I investigate taxi[...]1 nothing sexier than a woman surrounded to scream, then you scream in th[...]of my mouth . How do I stay like a motherf*ckin' mummy and throw a[...]this super Dear Laughing Mummy, getting a divorce. I haven't[...]ow do I get my girlfriend to be lived at home for a few years[...]to talk to me, a bone fell out of my Whenever I suggest a new affect me as much, but I[...]mean my shrivelled, perverts do. Are you a pervert?" of our family. Speaking of[...]blue, I find that it helps to sit and think about a few of my publicise that there's a curse on your lady l reluctant to experience the[...]there's a curse on my tomb it's like visitors 1 them someth[...]twenty-four hours a day, just DYING* to 1 trust me. Usuall[...]stick a crowbar into that sh*t, and they 1 jars[...]never bring a bottle but they eat all my 1 lik[...] |
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| [...]SPECIAL GENERAL GIVEN THE BOOT MEETING A SHAMBL~~ -~L-[...]STUDENT via a Special General Meeting (SGM) , after the student[...]tion. The SGM, held last Wednesday, was called as a result of[...]ORGANISERS a process that began after Mr Jia made a volunteer feel[...]Toga Party Orientation event and refused to write a written apology as requested by the MUSA[...]ociation Executive, though he was willing to make a verbal apology to the complainant.[...]New Zealand (USNZ) in the aftermath a vote of confidence in his abilities, which is wha[...]trashed. devolving into a feedback loop of redefinitions, accusations and e[...]The group issued a press release last week that stated, both to some diverting questions from the floor and a lack of " Damage to a Rotorua motel during the recent University suffic[...]he fact that the games are largely funded through a preliminary business, Miss Zhao briefly outlined[...]ghlighted in the meeting . Mr Jia, was then given a chance to defend[...]that the event is funded though a compulsory levy is a himself, following which the students had the opp[...]Student Choice jumping on a story to push their own[...]agenda. Student Choice had previously issued a press Key amongst these, as had been the case in[...]student loan system is a good tool for Student Associations meetings, was[...]Games are funded through a compulsory levy imposed on Jia responded that thi[...]ther or not they he was drinking, was not wearing a Volunteer shirt, and had arrived separately for t[...]nal students were present, to which two replied - a disappointing[...]the Toga Party as a student goes to USNZ. This amounts to $3.70, $3.75 or $2.50 a year[...]for a student depending on how many credits their cours[...]person, though he still was not willing to write a written apology. He and not as a MUSA Officer.[...]Although Student Choice do raise a valid point in saying on what he did wrong, he fe[...]licitly, commit to not repeating - the behaviour, a points frequently, partially[...]one's freedom of association, they have a tendency to go view he had expressed to CHAFF a few weeks earlier.[...]e had attended and initially won a certain If they want to use the fact that students pay a compulsory[...]cause, then they should by all the Toga Party as a student and not as a MUSA Officer. Mr Jia returned to these two points[...]means do so. but to try and draw a correlation between[...]the compulsory levy and the misbehaviour of a few Victoria second language communication difficulties, and initially won a certain amount of sympathy from the collected gro[...]y one student afterwards as "ranty", was probably a result session. Attendees were not tol[...]e elected to the floor. It was also very possibly a decisive factor in the I (as opposed to expre[...]ither reflects his inability to listen or ask for A failure to clearly communicate, unfortunately, wa[...]guidance, or a lack of training.[...]1 was used inconsistently. Miss Zhao on a number of occasions the exclusive province of Mr. Jia. The whole meeting h.a d[...]the time of questions from the floor, to resemble a 1 a number of occasions didn't. More concerning was t[...]oint was disappointed to be voted out by a meeting of just over fact, as evidenced by a number of questions towards the[...]international students." the Exec. The motion was a vote of confidence in Mr. Jia policy written on rolling a member. A standardized wording and his value to the Association, not a vote to remove him . I[...]I would help a lot. It's important to remember that MUSA has[...]eing removed from the MUSA Executive. Mr Jia said A more appropriate approach would have been to make[...]never had to do this before, so this was a learning experience this plain before open[...] |
| [...]elements of his role of student representative in a premises by a MUSA staff member, after the suggestions[...]ut the situation, saying that the issue Despite a newly ratified MUSA Code of Conduct which[...]Executive and he does a good job," said Miss do a few small tasks which included sending out emails[...]story was written, ex-International Officer in a subsequent conversation later claimed that he[...]Executive by SGM vote as a result of inappropriate was also on campus to a[...]p. I already knew that (Monday) was pretty much a spare day, I didn't have anything on. So just to do a couple of little things and then go again . But of course, I talked to a[...]to suffer the consequences a s outlined in the MUSA[...]ATTEN:T ION couple of people and then went to a Pagan meeting." Before he was escorted from th[...]Executive Code of Conduct (which extend from a verbal[...]from their position.) |
| [...]Miles has always a[...]went on to say that "you develop a bit[...]of a relationship with them just like you[...]Pearce is a walking it's particularly great weather[...]very true I also realised that Miles had spent a smoke without fire. Influential stars Daniel[...]he Otago Carter, Nick Evans, Jerry Collins and to a European clubs at[...]the Jets was because, "my first year This poses a number of problems . At this William Web[...]piss; if you can't out here I had a lot of fun. A couple of point in time the New Zealand Rugby Uni[...]my second year and stuff like that. A[...]f these guys are great guys, (I) $1 .9 million by a French club, which would Zealand's rugby is at a crisis point. This is an[...]When you watch a Jets game you will get on well with them ... lt's a good make him by far the highest earning rugby[...]to be in, good bunch of player in the world, and a price the NZRU future may not be far fro[...]calls the referees respective offers. Collins is a player that is their spots in a team that is held with svch[...]3 on 3 tournament that will be played always been a hard running flanker, but in I leave you[...]games and stuff, where ... as a group and sponsoring the basketball ni[...]If you can answer these window of opportunity for a professional questions please forward y[...]the referees a lot. When I asked about tend to get drunk. I was a student, and of these players have not only their[...]that you know that a lot a places just[...]us. The club unites active participants who share a love of the outdoors and adventure. Every weekend there is typically a choice of two or three trips, often including pur[...]t MUAC is its friendly atmosphere, which provides a superb place[...]u are just 4) Get out of Palmy for a few hours |
| [...]What could be more important to a rea l price on polluting our en[...]allows life to flourish. Without a healthy and processing than to continue[...]environment how can we as a species pollute and waste. To ach[...]over production at a more sustainable continue on the wa[...]a strong economy but recognises[...]dolphins going extinct for the sake of a[...]people and our way of life is to put a[...]a changing climate will have on only by crime stati[...]makes it illegal to be a member of a criminal organization.[...]ronmental and conservation issues whether ours is a safe society. easier for polic[...]ernment that told Climate change is a justifiable I support National's strong stand on Law and Order and its vision for a better New Zealand. We want you and your[...]ly $4,000 per hectare We should adopt a policy of least night. You should feel confident[...]• to plant. Inevitably there was a surge in[...]to ensure that our Police are resourced 24 hours a day for 52 weeks of the year. They are our best r[...]• that it was a billion dollars out on how[...]its would be confiscated supports a bipartisan approach to[...]not a reduction in prison numbers, is[...]a priority . deserve.[...]land use as opposed to Recently National outlined a number of[...]replantation. That has prompted a Innovation is also important in[...]le tax. 1. Introducing tasers, subject to a more effective, and building a safer future[...]It's hard to imagine a more disastrous country and good for[...]e arrested our city and be assured that a National[...] |
| [...]EMY BRYSON, WITH WILLIAM MUIRHEAD t was a balmy Friday afternoon in But from the first return of a MUSA delegate, |
| [...]the Victoria students were well behaved and such a hassle it might have been easier to for apparently a mess in itself and so[...]room from each motel deserved to be became quite a mission, partly because the[...]ooms, from what I by MUSA officials, which became a problem contributed to Mr[...]of 1 held in a non-university town for the first time[...]ame directly at the rain and wind. were contacted a couple of weeks[...]er we paid for the lodge to be told a jelly-wrestling event that was arranged as[...]A recent article from Salient reporter Seonah acces[...]trashing drama. The article states that a go from the lodge the Massey contingent[...]glazier inspected the broken window at was staying at. Because it was "pissing[...]the window was accidentally broken by told us, for much of the week, anyone[...]s opposed deliberate vandalism. who wanted to use a toaster had to brave[...]him the mess anywhere that any of us have gone to a[...]1 the students had made. backpackers there is a kitchen, there are us that that was not[...], there are pots, and there are pans. to have a drink with them all week, so on the for ca[...]mally need. final night he agreed to play a drinking game damage. This damage is repor[...]that, but then made the stupid and linen, a broken bed, a broken window I the women's hockey team . Othe[...]decision to give into student requests to do a and broken appliances. The students are also 1 results[...]h no!), : inaugural road cycling competition, a sliver provided shuttle buses also added to MUSA[...]non-smoking rules, and just been plain 1 and a bronze in kayaking, and a silver medal woes with officials under pressure t[...]s in the wet and He later passed out from a combination of 1 was blown way out of pr[...]by "Students are an easy target to blow a story : and inconveniences to the team desc[...]games in ten years, and that wasn't a Victoria I CHAFF congratulates all these athletes on .a thin tissue of lies, "There was probably no "It was basically just the fact that after a long, student".[...]yone got left in the stressful week I made a few stupid mistakes[...]longer than about 20 minutes, and at and had a big blow-out," said Lawrie. CHAFF[...]ed no irritation at Adam's to pee all over a cop. Yes, you read that I level. Both ov[...]endees we spoke correctly: peed all over a cop. Though : management left much to[...]d in the conceded, the whole episode was a mistake, it's awesome. But back to Mr.[...]1 students who had paid to be there, is a sad much larger city of Christchurch, and further[...]ggerated due to student involvement, : a lot of lessons were learned from the dramas Park'[...]the Wellington 1 better prepared for a second 'Games in a the torrential rain than actual distance: "The a USNZ official.[...]rain in Taranaki next year. Especially if you're a not just headed in one direction ... it wasn't[...]the majority of : pair of shoes belonging to a cop. Wicked . actually that far a distance." Nonetheless, it happy with the co[...]I remains CHAFF's view that a more thorough cancelling the white water kayaking, a day examination of what exactly was being of tennis, and a day of golf due to the bad offered to Mr. Lawrie[...]erious non-existent shuttle buses? He said or not a comprehensive bus service was running - would hav[...]social events. There appears to have been a[...](With Student 1.D,) when competitors told a MUSA official that "To have perfect info[...]relaxation& hot stone massage, electrolysis, been a reasonable request - after all these seve[...]a jelly-wrestling event that was arranged[...]35936 or Text 021 106 6315 checking in, involving a considerable restr.ucturing of the ac,comr[...] |
| [...]ows bad impression of a gritty cop is consistently laughable) - or its[...]scenery than Perfect Creature is not bad for a vampire film, and not bad monster battles and so steer away from anything they know for a Kiwi film, giving it a good sound status of "not bad". they can't[...]gue, which inspires surprisingly Which is not a criticism: most vampire films of recent years[...]plied to most vampire films ever made. So for a New Zealand I'm not saying it's the new Nosferatu -what production team to tackle a rather damned genre (pun intended!) and almost get away with it is a feat I am[...]with heavy grey skies and what seems an as a female detective with gumption, and Dougray Scott[...]rather than 1960s retro. Perfect Creature is a genre-bending Desperate Housewives) as the va[...]e film whose focus on the heroine's haunted past, a is supposedly set in an alternate 60s reality in a crazy, rogue vampire who needs to be brought to justice, and a imaginary land called Nuovo Zelandia. I say "[...]ng because the setting is clearly intended as a pseudo-London, film-noir quality rather th[...]crap-on-fangs that was Max. So the setting is a bit of a bust, as far as I'm concerned, , Underworld. It's a fairly standard noir-esque plot with a and sometimes a little distracting. vampire twist and a hammy conclusion, and there aren't[...]really any big surprises in the film, nor a great sense of humour. What is important abou[...]y is that in Perfect The good news is that it is a bit creepy; a little unsettling now Creature, vampires are a well-known cult referred to as and the[...]makes you want to shut him up, but he is at least a little a religious order {created by a genetic accident), who find disturbing.[...]is rarely played up in vampire films It's not a great film. It is a pretty good vampire film, and an of recent ye[...]stmas gift idea of 2007. Unfortunately, I was a bad little boy and Santa Claus never left a Guitar Hero under my Christmas tree. Well San[...]o series, let me explain. Basically, you play a variety of rock songs on a miniature guitar that plugs into your game[...]g strings the, the Guitar Hero controller has a "strum bar" and coloured "fret buttons". The[...]Rocks The 80s featured mainly including a probably[...]I cover versions of songs, GH3 has a greater storyline in career mode and batt[...]tracks In battle mode you to face off against a[...]asses and learn how to play a real guitar include Sex Pistols' Anarchy in t[...]instead of playing a silly game?" Well, the Rolling Stones' Paint[...]I a) Epileptic. Seriously, this game[...]escape into a fantasy; it just so happens that I lik[...]Plus learning how to play a real guitar involves Veterans of the series w[...]c) A puss*. to play).[...] |
| [...]The Bucket List Lars is a difficult film to categorise. Do I[...]reet Kings Probably not. If you've ever seen It's a I Wonderful Life (probably over Chris[...]Horton Hears a Who[...]ng together, learning lessons, mending l broken hearts. Well, there's quite a lot of I[...]St Trinian's that. There's also a dude who proposes to a l[...]- quite what kind of a film Lars and the Real l Girl is, is dif[...]a whole .[...]satire, Lars and the Real Girl is at heart a Lars is an offbeat movie that plays out[...]interest increasingly unusual thing, a movie which much of this, keeping the speechifying to a[...]work is done under the surface there's a little too much gooeyness in the a sound understanding of the kind of film[...]n many ways 1 performances are not a bonus but crucial truth of its central theme, but despite that Lars constitutes a rather downbeat rom- : to the film's success. There is a lot of space, fact the film Lars never attem[...]key moments too far. Director Craig Gillespie has a similarly controlled grasp on the visuals,[...]because of it - there is a real ring of truth to[...]·A ·:JOLL't performances and pacing, which though s[...]'s Gillespie and the cast have put together a HOLLYWOOD[...]quiet-spoken, unpretentious film that is as a trust that Gillespie asks of the audience - that[...], reduced. Oliver provides a minimum of[...]"'Wko. a/111; !/?"[...]e, quietly introducing back story also a true breath of fresh air. sequences, is its total[...]What a cheeky monkey![...]some mediocre editing something to give him a reason to let go of his I've b[...]Scorcese. 1.Fade up from black on a cityscape in slow , It's too hard to get scared in a film, when 5. The end of the film. What's[...]: INTERLUDE: Sorry, I forgot to give you a plot us that she's blind again? Yeah, we g[...]m the images - remember how that works? and after a few moments, then ... Then. Then I[...]sica Alba can see. a voiceover that includes, "What I[...]It just makes me sad. If I was a what the visuals mean for myself. Phew! That[...]director and read this script, I was a close one. :[...]1 doing. Not in a charming,[...]ing tell that the guy I puzzle vibe, but more a[...]dentity of the emotional weight, definitely, with a wise-[...]a difference Then write that na[...]between making person is certainly not Alba. As a filmmaker,[...]to chaff.ed@musa.org.nz to be in how do you make a universe that your lead behalf of he[...]audience that likes to win a double pas.s to the movie of stands out from and[...]inemas. in? That sort of dialectic would make for a climax, but really it's just[...]Drew Barrymore exhibition? ... Yes.). However, in a film - this final decision by her doctor[...]screen. Take a pillow. Last Week's[...].. I' of the word. I'm watching a ghost, scattering moment, doesn't mean you[...]projection stops. Pick up photons coming off a screen. An observer load her fi[...] |
| [...]only a caricature". This can be reduced April 30th[...]intimacy broken by the gaze of a man in the[...]n the first place is her family; Francoise is a mentally strained mother searching for her da[...]film, we see how a character slowly opens[...]up her innermost self to become, in a certain[...]the scene is a casting call, a situation in[...]Nina and Toni both audition for a film called[...]er's c haracter begins an improvised Petzold: a group of "missing children" notices monologue. She tells of a dream - one that in a post office in France, and a Grimm's everyone knows in some form . Of a girl w ho 's fairytale he read to his daughter, called "The new to a sc hool class. Of the beautiful, Shroud". In this fable, a woman's longing for idolised queen that e[...]heaven and earth, in the twilight see a girl telling the story of the dream that zone[...]Petzold 's film is showing. We see how a desire has produced a reality that may be no more Petzold said "Real life in film is always only a than a chimera. And we understand that, caricature"[...]8pm in Cinema 2 The fi lm has a voyeuristic undertone: the Members onl[...]Society Membership is available at dollies, a llowing the camera to get very the do[...](We will text -you a $30vooc:her to spend on your birthday.)[...] |
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| [...]It was replaced in 2012 by <em>Massive</em>, a university-wide student publication.</p> |
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